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nightisalive: shayman77: thewrongboyvseverything: glasghost: asdacat: eyesofdoethighsofstallion: There.  The midlands don’t exist. the cob is a lie. I’m from the midlands, the very centre of the midlands, and I have never, ever heard this term used before. Leicester also sucks. I’m at uni in the Midlands. I’m currently in a stand-off with the old woman in the local bakery because I refuse to acknowledge ‘cob’; something I believe to be a made-up word that should not exist. We reach a compromise over the existence of ‘teacake’ but our take on this word is very different and so all my butties now come covered in dried fruit. Bitch. it’s most definitely a cob. Only the best people use the word cob.

nightisalive:

shayman77:

thewrongboyvseverything:

glasghost:

asdacat:

eyesofdoethighsofstallion:

There. 

The midlands don’t exist.

the cob is a lie.

I’m from the midlands, the very centre of the midlands, and I have never, ever heard this term used before. Leicester also sucks.

I’m at uni in the Midlands. I’m currently in a stand-off with the old woman in the local bakery because I refuse to acknowledge ‘cob’; something I believe to be a made-up word that should not exist. We reach a compromise over the existence of ‘teacake’ but our take on this word is very different and so all my butties now come covered in dried fruit. Bitch.

it’s most definitely a cob.

Only the best people use the word cob.

1 month ago 40 notes
  1. aww-yeah reblogged this from lucius-derpius and added:
    Crusty fucking cobs, maayyyn.
  2. juststrange reblogged this from lightningstef and added:
    OH GOD THE COB V BUN/ROLL DEBATE. Every brunch last year we ended up arguing with Carl about it!
  3. miss-clavel reblogged this from ourbipolarfriendsss and added:
    cobs are the only truth left in the world
  4. lucius-derpius reblogged this from concrastination and added:
    cobs definitely exist
  5. concrastination reblogged this from ourbipolarfriendsss and added:
    I rarely reblog things but the word cob is very important to me
  6. aceygrace reblogged this from eyesofdoethighsofstallion
  7. master--yoda reblogged this from h-airsprayqueen and added:
    I’m from notts. It is most definitely a cob.
  8. wewalklikewerefamous reblogged this from h-airsprayqueen and added:
    It is a cob, it originates from them being baked in Cob ovens.
  9. soopernoodles reblogged this from nightisalive and added:
    Only the best people use the word cob.
  10. h-airsprayqueen reblogged this from nightisalive and added:
    definitely cob. cob cob cob.
  11. ourbipolarfriendsss reblogged this from lightningstef and added:
    Yeah cobs are real and all that jazz.
  12. lightningstef reblogged this from callittargetpractice and added:
    Cob is not a lie! I’m from Wolverhampton, in the midlands, and cob exists.
  13. nightisalive reblogged this from shayman77 and added:
    it’s most definitely a cob.
  14. shayman77 reblogged this from callittargetpractice and added:
    I’m at uni in the Midlands. I’m currently in a stand-off with the old woman in the local bakery because I refuse to...
  15. ellentansey reblogged this from callittargetpractice and added:
    In the West Country it means you’re in a mood. As in, ‘she had such a cob on’.
  16. callittargetpractice reblogged this from glasghost and added:
    I’m from the midlands, the very centre of the midlands, and I have never, ever heard this term used before. Leicester...
  17. alxqnn reblogged this from glasghost
  18. asdacat reblogged this from eyesofdoethighsofstallion and added:
    The midlands don’t exist.
  19. glasghost reblogged this from asdacat and added:
    the cob is a lie.
  20. wombsmoothie said: Yeah but muffins aren’t crusty!
  21. eyesofdoethighsofstallion posted this
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